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iwilleatyourenglish:

when people call hannibal misunderstood i just imagine hannibal as socially confused, 90s sitcom character who gets into hijinks

like he trips on a skateboard and accidentally harvests a dude’s liver

and jack walks in with his hands on hips and he goes “hannibal" in that annoyed, sitcom-way

and hannibal is just on the floor feasting on this dude’s organs and he shrugs and sheepishly grins and says “did i do that?” and a laugh track plays

catsareterminal

penguinswearingscarves:

rnisandrists:

elf-in-mirror:

This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

And have you SEEN how happy they are
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passion56321:

puppyfacedmochaboy:

passion56321:

puppyfacedmochaboy:

puppyfacedmochaboy:

So what if Danny and Ethan were both speed skaters from different countries and like idk if y’all have been watching but these guys are literally staring at each other asses the whole time (not really since they’re concentrating but you get it) and so all ethan has seen…

Ethan: “Congrats, you’re a fierce skater, but you know you only beat me because you have an amazing ass, right?”

Danny: “Excuse me? You lost because your short legs lack power. Getting distracted by my fine ass is the least of your worries.”

Omfg luge.

omg sassy!Danny is the best. 

Like just imagine them as Luge partner that sometimes have sex.

Danny: “Wha — what the hell is that?”

Ethan: “What’s what?”

Danny: *pushes butt back into Ethan* “That! Is that your dick?”

Ethan: “No, I’ts my flashlight.”

Danny: “OMg! This is so not the time.”

Ethan: “Well, I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Your ass just rutted against my groin and I started thinking about last night. Can you blame me?”

Danny: “You weren’t even top.”

Ethan: “I could have been?”

Danny: “Whatever! Just get rid of it.”

Ethan: “Oh yeah, lemme just whip it out and cum all over the ice. Or would you prefer I did over you. I’m actually not opposed to the latter.”

Danny: “Shut up. Let’s just get this over with and then we can deal with your poorly timed boner later.”

Ethan: *smiles* “Whatever you say, sweetheart.”

(don’t look at me)

I AM GRINNING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW OMFG

ETHAN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT.

WELL I BET IF YOU WHERE ME AND I WAS INADVERTANTLY GRINDING MY ASS ON YOU YOU’D BE IN THE SAME POSITION.

haha you’re welcome. my favorite part is the flashlight line. like jfc sassy!Ethan is a little shit and i love it.