So what if Danny and Ethan were both speed skaters from different countries and like idk if y’all have been watching but these guys are literally staring at each other asses the whole time (not really since they’re concentrating but you get it) and so all ethan has seen…
Ethan: “Congrats, you’re a fierce skater, but you know you only beat me because you have an amazing ass, right?”
Danny: “Excuse me? You lost because your short legs lack power. Getting distracted by my fine ass is the least of your worries.”
omg sassy!Danny is the best.
Like just imagine them as Luge partner that sometimes have sex.
Danny: “Wha — what the hell is that?”
Ethan: “What’s what?”
Danny: *pushes butt back into Ethan* “That! Is that your dick?”
Ethan: “No, I’ts my flashlight.”
Danny: “OMg! This is so not the time.”
Ethan: “Well, I’m sorry. I can’t help it. Your ass just rutted against my groin and I started thinking about last night. Can you blame me?”
Danny: “You weren’t even top.”
Ethan: “I could have been?”
Danny: “Whatever! Just get rid of it.”
Ethan: “Oh yeah, lemme just whip it out and cum all over the ice. Or would you prefer I did over you. I’m actually not opposed to the latter.”
Danny: “Shut up. Let’s just get this over with and then we can deal with your poorly timed boner later.”
Ethan: *smiles* “Whatever you say, sweetheart.”
(don’t look at me)
ETHAN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT.
WELL I BET IF YOU WHERE ME AND I WAS INADVERTANTLY GRINDING MY ASS ON YOU YOU’D BE IN THE SAME POSITION.